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FMLs submitted from Louisiana

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

#629360
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89592) - you deserved it (3800)

On 03/26/2009 at 8:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

#257838
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49237) - you deserved it (2801)

On 03/10/2009 at 12:20am - love - by nononame (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML

#240748
136 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 5:14am - intimacy - by JP (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

#214714
250 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by saltinawound (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML

#198130
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11587) - you deserved it (53219)

On 03/03/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my parents refused to visit me at college because "the flights are too expensive." They are currently shopping for a new car to replace my mother's two-year-old Porsche. FML

#188940
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65689) - you deserved it (2732)

On 03/02/2009 at 8:57pm - money - by Vahootie (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

#663
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13707) - you deserved it (5249)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Danno - United States (Louisiana)



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