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Yesterday, I Was Making Out With Girlfriend In Room. About Two Minute Into It, Cat Walks In And Jumps On The Bd With Us. Without Hesitation, Girlfriend Tells Me To Stop, Rolls Over, And Start Petting Cat. Mega FML

#6779540
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On 12/16/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today..!! mah family an I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden!! Last night..!! a group of girls from mah village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were..!! an how they had stolen a Christmas tree!! I "liked" it!! FML

#6613732
74 comments

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On 12/05/2009 at 8:22am - misc - by Marcella_03 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

today I set off a fire alarm in scool. I was taken to te ead teacer's office, were e said tat toug e was socked at ma beavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was soved into te fire alarm by bullies. FML

#6598474
75 comments

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On 12/04/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by tawan - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML

#6570901
113 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah sister was dumped by her boyfriend!! As mah mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, your the pretty one!! Think of those worse off than you!! Think of yur sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

#6570014
85 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 5:27pm - love - by UglySister - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a doctor examind my wrist, wic is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosd a case of tendonitis and askd me, "Do u use tis and for a particular sort of sport?" I just smild lyk a twit.

#6480683
124 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today I left new iphone in a taxi I was sharing with a friend . Apparently when I got out she looked at it told the driver some one had left it an gave it to him . FML

#6464441
36 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by hockey (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology . I see a 'sack'hich appereed to contain a liquid . Being the curious type I cut open the sack spraying said liquid over me and my desk . My teacher after giggling informed me that the liquid was in fact urine . I was pissed on by a dead pig . FML

#6340257
97 comments

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On 11/17/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by Araya (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Taday good news! Te guitar I ave been saving up for, 4 5 monts, finally arrivd. It came inside a beautiful black andite case, and impossible to get into witout te key. Tey didn't pack te key. FML

#6136343
91 comments

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On 11/03/2009 at 3:08pm - misc - by RedLion23 (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Yesterday, mah girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it,hen she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

#6069368
86 comments

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On 10/30/2009 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by man (man) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, IN THE GYM, AS I BENT OVER TO PICK UP MY WIEGHTS AN OLD MAN FARTED RIGHT IN MY FACE. THE STENCH WAS APPALLING. TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, A GRL I'VE FANCIED FOR AGES THOUGHT IT WAS ME AND REPORTED IT TO THE INSTRUCTOR. I WAS TOLD TO LEAVE FOR 'ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOR'.

#6020793
81 comments

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On 10/27/2009 at 6:28am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house coverd with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opend the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

#6005741
81 comments

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On 10/26/2009 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Shobz (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I decidd to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walkd up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

#5971650
123 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 8:20am - misc - by nnnaaazzz - United Kingdom (London)



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