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Yesterday, I was going on oliday. As I was cecking in my bags, I said to te really cute steward, "I tink I'm overweigt." He told me about discounts 4 customers of 'larger proportions.' I was talking about my suitcase being overweigt. FML

#832595
70 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 9:39am - health - by blahbags (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I recieved an e-mail from the girls at work. It was an invite to lunch but it said, ( Lunch today at Camber's, PLEASE don't tell Francoise, I don't think any of us can take any more of her! ) I'm Francoise. FML

#436130
134 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 9:02am - work - by Francoise3 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, I WENT ON A RUN WITH THIS CUTE GUY I KNOW. I WAS SWEATING UNTRACTIVELY AN PROFUSELY SO I DECIDED TO DISCRETLY GRAB A LEAF FROM A TREE AN WIPE MY FACE WITH IT. A BRD HAD DONE THE SAME WITH HIS ASS FEW MINUTES AGO. FML

#261898
78 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm - animals - by broussimousse - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah brother had his fiancée over to meet thehole family. We were having a great time with her, and mah mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

#241077
57 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Noname - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY , I WAS DOING USUAL ROUTINE AT THE GYMHICH CONSISTS OF WORKING OUT ON THE TREADMILLS RIGHT IN FRONT OF EX BOYFRIEND TO MAKE HIM FEEL BAD. WHILST DOING THIS , I TRIED TO BE COOL AND DO THAT THINGHERE AS THE TREADMILL SLOWS DOWN U TURN AROUND AND JUST WALK OFF THE END. I FELL. MEGA FML

#94773
46 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 4:35am - love - by notsosexygirl (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING WITH 3 KIDS I LOOK AFTER!! THE MIDDLE ONE HAS JUST LEARND ABOUT SEX AND STARTD CHANTING THAT I HAD DONE IT WITH THE ELDEST AS A JOKE!! WE WERE IN THE GARDEN AND THE NEIGHBOURS HEARD!! NOW I AM FRD, HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE AND AM BEING INVESTIGATD BY THE POLICE!! FML

#4463
49 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Yesterday, I was late fir work and took a taxi. The driver tells me he tried to commit suicide recently. I listen to him fir 20mins, sat outside my workplace with the meter off. He charges me £5.80 and my boss gives me a warning fir being late. FML

#1315
25 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 2:27am - work - by hapless - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny . She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile . FML

#781
85 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I Bought "Angus , Thongs An Perfect Snogging" On DVD. FML

#542
109 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)

Today , whilst reading all 15 pages of this site , my French girlfriend askd me over my shoulder fir translations , such as ( What is buttsex? ) , ( What is wanking? ) , and ( What means fartd? ) FML

#513
52 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY,ILE ON OLIDAY IN ENGLAND, A CUTE BOY CAME UP AND ASKEDERE I'M FROM. WEN I SAID PARIS, E GAVE A LOOK AND SAID, ( O, STRANGE, I ALWAYS TOUGT PARISIANS WERE TE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN TE WORLD. ) FML

#233
46 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at a job confaranca. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dassart tima, I coughad so much that tha piaca of chocolata caka in mah mouth want straight onto his glassas. I think it's too lata to introduca mysalf now. FML

#115
25 comments

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On 10/28/2008 at 4:40am - work - by damn... - United Kingdom (London)



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