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Today, I found thathen a hot girl asks uhether u have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proced . FML

#18442495
232 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I went into hospital and was bieng treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here , I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well , at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

#18402920
114 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bled. He screamd at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughd. real FML

#18386574
67 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (London)

I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught mah eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner , clear as day. I jumped and closed mah eyes fir a split second. When I opened them , he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in mah own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. big fat FML

#18190231
327 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today.. . I cummd home from school.. . only to fine I was lockd out . The cars were all there.. . but no one was in . It wasn't until I hered continuou banging from parents window that it clickd . They lockd me out fir over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex . FML

#18138083
159 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by miley098 - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was driving homehen I saw mah boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

#17981114
79 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 7:22am - love - by Jessy - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friendho owes me £150 , and accused me of bieng insensitive 4 asking her to repay it at some point. FML

#17928398
120 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 3:02pm - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I had a job intarviaw. Tha only momant I imprassad tha intarviawar was whan I talkad about drama. Ha startad to talk about a play I hadn't saan , but I dacidad to agraa on avarything ha was saying. Suddanly ha said , ( tha play doasn't actually axist. ) I silantly laft tha room. maga FML

#17912138
82 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, It's My Birtday . My Girlfriend Gave Me A Paul Frank T-sirt . It Says "I'm Single." FML

#17839190
111 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 1:06pm - love - by happybirthday (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Taday out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neigbour's window. On is ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
246 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I Thought Mah Hamster Might Be Lonely , So I Went To The Pet Shop And Bought A New One To Keep Him Company. The New Hamster Killed The Old One. FML

#17727112
205 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was working alone in the office with mah brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round mah face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

#17696149
91 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 11:41am - work - by whyarewerelated (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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