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Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739 (239)

I agree, your life sucks (5824) - you deserved it (2875)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

#19026244 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (5912) - you deserved it (740)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

#18804066 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (7084) - you deserved it (1747)

On 01/14/2012 at 9:31am - love - by iheartmorons - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML

#18785032 (49)

I agree, your life sucks (4905) - you deserved it (2771)

On 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (7800) - you deserved it (3366)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

#18715469 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (8364) - you deserved it (1373)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I ignored my phone, as my mother has dementia and calls me 15 or so times a day, thinking each time is the first. I braved horrendous rain and gale-force winds to go to work. Turns out it was work calling to tell me not to bother coming in. FML

#18696080 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (7216) - you deserved it (23773)

On 01/03/2012 at 11:07am - work - by sparkx555 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (8605) - you deserved it (1962)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435 (351)

I agree, your life sucks (10942) - you deserved it (2033)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

#18579452 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (2204) - you deserved it (8362)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

#18442495 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (6680) - you deserved it (42849)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

#18402920 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (14052) - you deserved it (3592)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

#18386574 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (10368) - you deserved it (531)

On 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (London)