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Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML

#11610497
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I agree, your life sucks (34087) - you deserved it (6997)

On 07/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Mikimiks93 (woman) - South Africa (Limpopo)

Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said I was too ugly for the official photos so they searched the crowd for a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car. No one in the crowd stopped to defend me. My mom told me it's my own fault. FML

#5642401
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I agree, your life sucks (49387) - you deserved it (4290)

On 10/04/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by CapeRanger (man) - South Africa (Limpopo)



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