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FMLs submitted from Limassol

Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double Satisfaction". The waiter asked me what would I like to order. The words that came out of my mouth were "Double Orgasm". FML

#14796617 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (13556) - you deserved it (27551)

On 02/01/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theshameofit (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, it's my first day-off for the holidays. Today is also the day they decided to start building a house next to mine. I can't sleep beyond 7 am. FML

#7007835 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (16607) - you deserved it (1297)

On 12/29/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by dentinpalevo (man) - Cyprus (Limassol)



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