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Today I attended my mother's funeral. My husband cummed too an during the service I kept hearing him giggling. I wrote it off as the usual awkward nerves until he started snorting too an I caught sight of the iPhone under his jacket. He was reading this very site. FML

#20725457
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On 06/14/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)

TODAY, AT A RESTAURANT, I ORDERD TE BEST COCOLATE SOUFFLÉ ON TE MENU,IC WAS CALLD "DOUBLE SATISFACTION". TE WAITER ASKD ME WAT WOULD I LIKE TO ORDER. TE WORDS TAT CUMMD OUT OF MA MOUT WERE "DOUBLE ORGASM". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18730) - you deserved it (39130)

On 02/01/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theshameofit (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, it's my frst day-off for the holidays. Today is also the day they decided to start building a house next to mine. I can't sleep beyond 7 am. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22811) - you deserved it (1939)

On 12/29/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by dentinpalevo (man) - Cyprus (Limassol)



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