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Today I attended my mother's funeral. My husband cummed too an during the service I kept hearing him giggling. I wrote it off as the usual awkward nerves until he started snorting too an I caught sight of the iPhone under his jacket. He was reading this very site. FML
TODAY, AT A RESTAURANT, I ORDERD TE BEST COCOLATE SOUFFLÉ ON TE MENU,IC WAS CALLD "DOUBLE SATISFACTION". TE WAITER ASKD ME WAT WOULD I LIKE TO ORDER. TE WORDS TAT CUMMD OUT OF MA MOUT WERE "DOUBLE ORGASM". FML
Friday 27 March 2015