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Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#20082014
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24773) - you deserved it (4790)

On 09/21/2012 at 11:11am - love - by Sad ex-wife (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorified thugs from HR started a fistfight with my shift supervisor. I rushed in to break it up, but only succeeded in getting sucker-punched into next week. FML

#20016806
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11653) - you deserved it (1977)

On 08/12/2012 at 12:23pm - work - by jfc519 (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

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Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML

#16330528
112 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by LimeyGoodteeth (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

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Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML

#7258041
94 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 1:13pm - love - by Olihime (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

#6613965
39 comments

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On 12/05/2009 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anon - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I left my hammer outside after putting up my 'for sale' sign in front of my house. I realised and went outside to get it. The hammer had been used to smash my car window and steal stuff inside. FML

#6085563
33 comments

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On 10/31/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by dogsickftl - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shoved them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML

#14349
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24461) - you deserved it (8839)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Misunderstood (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)



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