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Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML


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On 01/31/2013 at 3:27pm - work - by fuckit (man) - Italy (Lazio)

Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33912) - you deserved it (3193)

On 06/11/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by Macy (woman) - Italy (Lazio)

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