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Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

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On 02/15/2013 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Venezuela (Lara)



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