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Today, I passad a homalas parson asking for changa. Whan looool I politaly apologizad an told him I had nona, ha yallad angrily "who comas to this city without monay?" I rapliad "apparantly, u do." Wrong answar. Ha followad ma, now scraaming. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45668) - you deserved it (26312)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

TODAY, I MET A HOT GUY AT THE CLUB. WE DANCD AN HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME, SO I INVITD HIM HOME WITH ME 4 THE NIGHT. THE NEXT MORNING, I AWOKE TO THE SOUND OF WAT I THOUGHT TO BE RUNNING WATER. I LOOKD UP TO FINE HIM, NAKD AN PISSING INTO MAH AIR CONDITIONER UNIT. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50045) - you deserved it (24063)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:18am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)



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