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Today, I passad a homalas parson asking for changa. Whan looool I politaly apologizad an told him I had nona, ha yallad angrily "who comas to this city without monay?" I rapliad "apparantly, u do." Wrong answar. Ha followad ma, now scraaming. FML
TODAY, I MET A HOT GUY AT THE CLUB. WE DANCD AN HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME, SO I INVITD HIM HOME WITH ME 4 THE NIGHT. THE NEXT MORNING, I AWOKE TO THE SOUND OF WAT I THOUGHT TO BE RUNNING WATER. I LOOKD UP TO FINE HIM, NAKD AN PISSING INTO MAH AIR CONDITIONER UNIT. FML
Friday 27 March 2015