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Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25824) - you deserved it (2675)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Help. (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, I am a Frenchie who's been in England for two months. While wanting to say to my technician that my manager made me groan during our meeting, I said that he made me moan. Now he keeps looking at me with a grin on his face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17083) - you deserved it (3300)

On 12/18/2008 at 11:30am - misc - by ladyhead - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)



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