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Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52443) - you deserved it (6854)

On 08/17/2013 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by frustrated - Ireland (Kerry)

Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19078) - you deserved it (8867)

On 06/15/2012 at 12:41pm - misc - by eminem blows cock (woman) - Ireland (Kerry)



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