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Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

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On 08/30/2014 at 12:40pm - misc - by liilii (man) - India (Kerala)



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