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Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23552) - you deserved it (7528)

On 08/22/2015 at 6:18am - intimacy - by fuck no (woman) - India (Kerala)

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34988) - you deserved it (6352)

On 08/30/2014 at 12:40pm - misc - by liilii (man) - India (Kerala)

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