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Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML

#10661591
46 comments

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On 05/21/2010 at 12:40am - love - by humanalarmclock (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML

#9171908
114 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 10:12pm - work - by TheSuregeon (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

#9043553
129 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 10:17am - love - by sXeQueen (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

#8875274
86 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by ThoroughlyCreepedOut (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was building new fixtures at work. As I assembled the top holding bar on the second section, my boss came up and smacked it to try and scare me. She knocked the top holding bar, which is made of steel, onto my head, and then all the sections went on to fall like dominoes. FML

Today, it's my birthday. My best friend decided to have a birthday party for me at this new bar. She texted the wrong address to all of my friends. They showed up at a computer store. FML

#8675398
83 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to file for bankruptcy because my ex-wife didn't want to pay for the house she didn't want me to have in the divorce, and didn't bother to have my name removed from the loan before she filed bankruptcy herself. FML

#8604257
82 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 11:22pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

#8585714
87 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML

#8430182
45 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Skankeriffic (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML

#8266626
90 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML

#8242645
191 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 9:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

#8230215
82 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 12:03am - love - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

#7252509
79 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 2:59am - misc - by crappygirlfriend (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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