Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 1:52am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by DormHater (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
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On 08/20/2010 at 7:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I awoke to find that my car had been burglarized in my own driveway and several hundred dollars worth of electronics were stolen. I only later discovered that my campus parking pass had also been stolen when I got a $75 ticket while taking a chemistry test. FML
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On 06/15/2010 at 12:32pm - money - by 1129 (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML
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On 06/01/2010 at 5:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
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On 05/21/2010 at 12:40am - love - by humanalarmclock (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 10:12pm - work - by TheSuregeon (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 10:17am - love - by sXeQueen (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by ThoroughlyCreepedOut (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was building new fixtures at work. As I assembled the top holding bar on the second section, my boss came up and smacked it to try and scare me. She knocked the top holding bar, which is made of steel, onto my head, and then all the sections went on to fall like dominoes. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 9:48am - work - by theoneguyinky (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, it's my birthday. My best friend decided to have a birthday party for me at this new bar. She texted the wrong address to all of my friends. They showed up at a computer store. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had to file for bankruptcy because my ex-wife didn't want to pay for the house she didn't want me to have in the divorce, and didn't bother to have my name removed from the loan before she filed bankruptcy herself. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 11:22pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
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