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FMLs submitted from Kentucky

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

#69472
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91545) - you deserved it (7454)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by notsohappy (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML

#67507
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10352) - you deserved it (38071)

On 02/18/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML

#56713
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35757) - you deserved it (9777)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

#16441
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39313) - you deserved it (6794)

On 02/09/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

#1634
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4728) - you deserved it (18336)

On 01/18/2009 at 4:57pm - love - by indian:( - United States (Kentucky)



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