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Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6262) - you deserved it (43043)

On 09/14/2011 at 10:27am - health - by Fattymuch (woman) - India (Karnataka)

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35346) - you deserved it (6153)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)



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