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FMLs submitted from Kansas

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

#4336
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I agree, your life sucks (7131) - you deserved it (23129)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24345) - you deserved it (3091)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and shit all over me. FML

#2285
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12447) - you deserved it (3079)

On 01/23/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by ohn0es - United States (Kansas)



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