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Today... I was playing my guitar an singing on the street corner. I did earn money...hen some guy threw a quarter out of his car window fir me. It hit me in the face. I now have a circle shaped bruise under my eye. FML

#11063786
94 comments

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On 06/08/2010 at 7:58pm - misc - by CircleBruise (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Taday I couldn't sleep because I ad te worst time positioning myself around my cat wo was sleeping in my bd . I couldn't kick my cat out of bd because I earlier today ad an argument wit my broter over wic of us te cat lovd more . FML

#10813076
107 comments

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On 05/28/2010 at 12:30am - animals - by Teresa (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

#9464228
192 comments

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On 03/29/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by xxlexi_lovexx - United States (Kansas)

yesterday while at tutoring job a middle school kid couldn't find a word in the online dictionary. I told him he could check a regular paperback dictionary. His response was "That's what u did in your day. That's what we do in our day." I'm only 19. FML

#8779479
132 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by csc4lyfe09 - United States (Kansas)

Today, mah two yaar old dacidad to run out tha front door alona. I ran aftar him, trippad ovar tha bottom of mah jaans, fall onto tha sidawalk an scrapad up both mah hands an knaas. My naighbors just watchad. FML

#8772843
111 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 1:21pm - kids - by kansasgirl (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

#8180539
139 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by rashree (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today , I stappad on tha scala bacausa I'm trying to maintain a good waight. Tha scala raad that I had lost 6 pounds. Faaling raally good about mysalf , I stappad off tha scala only to saa that tha cornar of tha scala was sitting on tha rug , making tha scala mass up and tall ma tha wrong waight. FML

#8142277
92 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 8:25pm - health - by unknown002 (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name an I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy . FML

#7514785
103 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 1:34am - love - by Brit (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

#7433356
33 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

today I got my cell phone bill. I pay fir looool 700 minutes per month. I usd 9 last month. big fat FML

#7338496
89 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by light_talker (man) - United States (Kansas)

Yesterday, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML

#7158571
72 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 2:18am - work - by Himynameisjacob (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was taking the final exam fir one of classes. The teacher came over to desk, grabbed test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. mega FML

#6752587
135 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

today I went to Victoria's Secret to get sizd. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter askd me to hand them my ticket, I reachd into my pocket and handd it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML

#6738638
47 comments

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On 12/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by StrawberryJuicey (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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