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FMLs submitted from Jihomoravsky kraj

Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

#20124147
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I agree, your life sucks (12682) - you deserved it (27764)

On 10/19/2012 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj)

Today, I ran into my father. He was drunk and singing in the street. At 1:25pm. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25139) - you deserved it (2316)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by DogDoingScience (man) - Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj)



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