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FMLs submitted from Jalisco

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

#20793573
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I agree, your life sucks (40250) - you deserved it (9774)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by imawesomeokay (woman) - Mexico (Jalisco)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

#19966736
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22923) - you deserved it (2195)

On 07/21/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Closingwild - Mexico (Jalisco)

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

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71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21805) - you deserved it (2112)

On 03/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by badadvise (man) - Mexico (Jalisco)



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