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Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mrror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, ( It's time to die. ) I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst out laughing behind me. FML
yastarday I was in my hotal room. I pickad up an axpansiva wina from tha mini fridga, just to saa what it is. I haard a machanical "bling". I was chargad fir it. Than, I triad to put it back, only to haar anothar "bling". I was chargad twica fir axpansiva wina that I won't avan drink. fat looool FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked: ( Did you flush it? ) Everyone hered her. And I'm 22 yeres old. real FML
Friday 27 March 2015