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FMLs submitted from Iowa

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

#233704
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19497) - you deserved it (35677)

On 03/07/2009 at 12:16pm - misc - by Triple F (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had my quarterly review with my supervisor at the warehouse I work at. He told me I was doing great and we discussed my raise. After I left his office, his supervisor told me I was being fired for my attendance. The last time I missed work was to attend a funeral. Five months ago. FML

#215931
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54828) - you deserved it (1867)

On 03/05/2009 at 10:10am - work - by crub (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, two days before my birthday, my parents drove three hours to visit me at school and take me out to lunch. I assumed that it was to celebrate my birthday. They told me they are getting divorced. FML

#173471
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64405) - you deserved it (2391)

On 03/01/2009 at 6:27pm - misc - by Meh (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

#75423
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40136) - you deserved it (21818)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:29am - love - by littelace - United States (Iowa)

Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML

#20586
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26342) - you deserved it (2482)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by nj (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

#2109
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9357) - you deserved it (31036)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)



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