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FMLs submitted from Iowa

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

#14029535
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24746) - you deserved it (6309)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:08pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML

#14022751
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31221) - you deserved it (3904)

On 11/29/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by wtf (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

#13227031
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9503) - you deserved it (30859)

On 09/27/2010 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book came out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confused, as they placed my cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML

#12949707
98 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML

#12754430
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14768) - you deserved it (20536)

On 08/26/2010 at 11:09am - money - by avalanche719 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML

#12748631
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26510) - you deserved it (5274)

On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by devigsgirl (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

#12604677
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31795) - you deserved it (7011)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by Funless (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe... with my foot. FML

#12583063
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32422) - you deserved it (3237)

On 08/17/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Bruce (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

#12501881
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20335) - you deserved it (11909)

On 08/13/2010 at 3:45pm - animals - by Spelit (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

#12343499
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40580) - you deserved it (5360)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by rugs - United States (Iowa)

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

#12296527
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31202) - you deserved it (3556)

On 08/03/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by jkin47 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML

#11704983
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30729) - you deserved it (16936)

On 07/06/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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