Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard, "now, which one of these buttons is the space-bar again?" She is 80 years old, types about 1 word per minute, and I have just one week to get her completely trained. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 10:42am - work - by jhftrainer23 - United States (Iowa)
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)
Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 7:58pm - animals - by Backinzi - United States (Iowa)
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by Username - United States (Iowa)
Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 2:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)
Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 8:13pm - misc - by Nearis (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 2:16am - misc - by Average - United States (Iowa)
Today, my friend installed this new application that shows you what a girl would look like as a boy and what a boy would look like as a girl. Well I'm a girl and when it was my turn it didn't change. FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by boylookingirl (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, trying to be romantic, I started giving my boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a weirded-out look, removed my hand, called me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him for the rest of the day. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, my boss is being so cheap, he'd rather type in the dark, not fix our water heater or replace our cordless phone because he will not get his bonus if he goes over the budget. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 11:16am - work - by blahmylife (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)
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