Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 4:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 1:57pm - misc - by apple (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 8:16pm - health - by conchita (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 10:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by mapleleafs34 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 4:56am - love - by CP19JK12KH (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, a man proposed to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man for the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get and is not giving up. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 4:47pm - love - by Unloving (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by taylor_eileen - United States (Indiana)
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 12:57am - love - by CRWMEN (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian and then grabbed my ass. He was still sober. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by frapples1 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
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