Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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On 08/08/2010 at 12:22pm - animals - by Lifes_a_bust (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
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On 07/30/2010 at 2:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 6:56am - misc - by Andre - United States (Indiana)
Today, I came home from vacation to discover that one of my friends had broken into my house, painted my room a hideous color, ruined my hardwood floors with the paint, and left huge mess for me to clean. When I confronted her about it, she called me ungrateful. Everyone I know agrees with her. FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 4:02am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by pritch44 - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML
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On 05/22/2010 at 9:24pm - misc - by *sigh* - United States (Indiana)
Today, my family, including my 2 year old niece, went to the zoo. We were at the lion exhibit. I was holding my niece so she could get a better view of the lions. As I was holding her, the lions started to roar. She got so scared that she peed. Her diaper wasn't very absorbent, but my shirt was. FML
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On 05/20/2010 at 11:20am - kids - by Soaked (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 9:30am - misc - by ihateyouatt (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by LXA429 - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got up on stage excited to recite a spoken word piece that I worked on and memorized for about 20 hours, neglecting other obligations like studying for an exam the next day. I blanked out in the middle of the performance in front of hundreds of people. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by KJS (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - love - by mariah_1_11 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by shortiem (woman) - United States (Indiana)
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