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FMLs submitted from Indiana

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

#20002813
138 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML

#19988981
99 comments

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On 07/28/2012 at 12:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML

#19856558
194 comments

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On 06/27/2012 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I made a phone call in my office to my doctor. He wanted to call a prescription to my pharmacy, but wanted to know by what method I would prefer my medication. During our conversation, a group of potential clients walked in just as I exclaimed "I definitely prefer oral." FML

#19827814
74 comments

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On 06/22/2012 at 3:28am - work - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

#19740850
90 comments

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On 06/05/2012 at 9:19pm - love - by whyme27 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML

#19739055
203 comments

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On 06/05/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by higgles15 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML

#19673871
99 comments

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On 05/24/2012 at 5:18pm - animals - by XxEmoWolfiexX (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

#19649940
93 comments

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On 05/20/2012 at 1:19am - misc - by slayerdeath - United States (Indiana)

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

#19552935
175 comments

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On 04/30/2012 at 12:01pm - love - by HighasaCloud (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML

#19531341
155 comments

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On 04/26/2012 at 8:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

#19447542
114 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

#19411830
114 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by I hate nasty people - United States (Indiana)

Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML

#19385334
70 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 10:52pm - misc - by whatnow - United States (Indiana)



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