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Today, I was excited to get my first writing assignment since starting law school. I found out that I have to write a paper defending free speech. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to defend the Westboro Baptist Church and if I weren't a former Marine. FML

#20079105
261 comments

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On 09/19/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by LawStudent (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

#20055328
119 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 4:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

#20046702
128 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boss reprimanded me in front of the rest of the staff for "not following instructions" because I went to a company meeting. I have the email from him telling me to go to the meeting. He thinks I faked it. Unemployment sucks. FML

#20036858
68 comments

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On 08/23/2012 at 1:24am - work - by BrokeButSmart - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML

#20022569
87 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

#20004612
141 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by kklaucen14 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

#20004599
79 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm - kids - by milf - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

#20002813
138 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML

#19988981
99 comments

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On 07/28/2012 at 12:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML

#19856558
194 comments

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On 06/27/2012 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I made a phone call in my office to my doctor. He wanted to call a prescription to my pharmacy, but wanted to know by what method I would prefer my medication. During our conversation, a group of potential clients walked in just as I exclaimed "I definitely prefer oral." FML

#19827814
74 comments

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On 06/22/2012 at 3:28am - work - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

#19740850
90 comments

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On 06/05/2012 at 9:19pm - love - by whyme27 (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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