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Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML

#9016591
120 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by LXA429 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got up on stage excited to recite a spoken word piece that I worked on and memorized for about 20 hours, neglecting other obligations like studying for an exam the next day. I blanked out in the middle of the performance in front of hundreds of people. FML

#8962343
22 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by KJS (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

#8859695
116 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - love - by mariah_1_11 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML

#8859688
59 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by shortiem (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

#8817091
160 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML

#8801800
163 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 4:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML

#8719119
193 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 1:57pm - misc - by apple (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML

#8063037
68 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 8:16pm - health - by conchita (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML

#7697046
60 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

#7518203
114 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 10:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML

#7399621
83 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by mapleleafs34 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML

#7121282
78 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 4:56am - love - by CP19JK12KH (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a man proposed to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man for the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get and is not giving up. FML

#7060819
93 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 4:47pm - love - by Unloving (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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