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Today, my boyfriend and I were flipping through magazines and got on the topic of how airbrushed the girls were. My boyfriend then pointed out all of the flaws on my body that would need to be airbrushed away if I was in a magazine. FML

#13795163
78 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by lala - United States (Indiana)

Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML

#13701417
110 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

#13606061
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18387) - you deserved it (6408)

On 10/26/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by DriveMeNot (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

#13372336
95 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 11:29pm - intimacy - by mster233 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a weird feeling about the account balance in my savings account. Turns out my fiancé has been using my account to order random items whenever he likes. This account is my savings for college tuition and related expenses. FML

#13360186
84 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 10:58pm - money - by udnrizh - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

#13180631
171 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML

#13130715
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26767) - you deserved it (2771)

On 09/20/2010 at 6:11pm - misc - by Uriyahu (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

#13108998
181 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 2:21am - animals - by jillydark6609 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

#12897093
82 comments

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On 09/04/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by Black Cat 13 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML

#12856829
107 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 5:01pm - misc - by samboob (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

#12449213
137 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 5:16am - intimacy - by KBL3 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

#12390101
144 comments

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On 08/08/2010 at 12:22pm - animals - by Lifes_a_bust (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

#12201000
141 comments

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On 07/30/2010 at 2:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)



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