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FMLs submitted from Indiana

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

#18773775 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (17573) - you deserved it (3696)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:51am - health - by Fluffy - United States (Indiana)

Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML

#18712372 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (6932) - you deserved it (917)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (10063) - you deserved it (1205)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

#18490582 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (6374) - you deserved it (26626)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

#18452488 (330)

I agree, your life sucks (9329) - you deserved it (4231)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

#18358747 (252)

I agree, your life sucks (17580) - you deserved it (5260)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

#18354062 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (11439) - you deserved it (563)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:16am - love - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

#18137674 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (27127) - you deserved it (1953)

On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

#17934775 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (7431) - you deserved it (25260)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323 (354)

I agree, your life sucks (23933) - you deserved it (7471)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus. One of the supervisors came up to my station and told me that I "really look like someone who, through some miracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me. FML

#17836601 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (15137) - you deserved it (1355)

On 09/26/2011 at 1:18am - work - by SakuraBreeze (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML

#17531154 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (23346) - you deserved it (1830)

On 08/20/2011 at 6:20pm - love - by The_Taxman (man) - United States (Indiana)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (24109) - you deserved it (4448)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)



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