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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML

#21300928
111 comments

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On 11/17/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my father told me to "go get a job". He has been unemployed for 3 years. FML

#21300409
42 comments

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On 11/16/2014 at 10:52pm - work - by username - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got sick at school. When someone called my mom for permission for me to leave, she told them she doesn't have a daughter and to never call that number again. FML

Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML

#21286701
110 comments

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On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

#21285216
58 comments

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On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

#21281417
109 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 11:00pm - animals - by Why Me - United States (Indiana)

Today, I came home to a half-shaved dog and a laughing third grader. FML

#21267339
70 comments

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On 09/28/2014 at 11:00pm - kids - by Anonymoose - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

#21253597
82 comments

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On 09/07/2014 at 9:45am - misc - by goodmorning - United States (Indiana)

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

#21252521
108 comments

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On 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm - love - by apparentlybutch (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

#21244761
93 comments

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On 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm - love - by angry girlfriend - United States (Indiana)

Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML

#21243310
96 comments

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On 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

#21235196
97 comments

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On 08/11/2014 at 8:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I paid $325 to have the vet tell me that my 19-year-old cat ISN'T dying, she just had anxiety shits because we were gone on vacation for so long. FML

#21231104
70 comments

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On 08/06/2014 at 5:35pm - animals - by chynna (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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