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Today, for the seventh weekend in a row, I left my weekly visit with my long-distance boyfriend unsatisfied. Seems he enjoys getting shit-faced drunk more than he enjoys getting a boner. FML

#21523668
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On 02/07/2016 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by noO (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML

#21523215
53 comments

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On 02/05/2016 at 10:11pm - misc - by cuntingbitchofawhore - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got in trouble with my boss for not showing up to work yesterday. It seems going into anaphylactic shock isn't a valid excuse. FML

#21521056
48 comments

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On 01/30/2016 at 4:33am - health - by Allergic to Assholes - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML

#21520751
53 comments

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On 01/29/2016 at 11:20am - misc - by whatarethisss - United States (Indiana)

Today, I started a new job. After being trained on several obscure computer programs I'm expected to use in just one day, my new boss informed me she's going on a week long vacation starting tomorrow. She's the only other person who knows how this program runs. FML

#21520497
46 comments

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On 01/28/2016 at 6:39pm - work - by screwedfortheweek (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

#21518840
66 comments

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On 01/24/2016 at 10:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

#21516257
60 comments

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On 01/17/2016 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out why this crazy bitch slashed the tires of my car to prevent me from going to my exam. It's because I'm supposedly the curve setter for the class and she wants to get into medical school without me fucking it up for her. FML

#21515273
101 comments

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On 01/14/2016 at 5:21pm - misc - by notmyfault - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML

#21508821
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On 12/28/2015 at 7:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, on my day off, despite working a night shift the night before I was up early to clean and cook all day to spoil my boyfriend. At 10 p.m. when I finally settled down into the bathtub, my phone rang. It was work, asking where I was for my shift. I didn't have the day off. FML

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML

#21496064
99 comments

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On 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm - kids - by sydcaller618 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML

#21490914
51 comments

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On 11/10/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by a non e mouse - United States (Indiana)

Today, my roommate blocked my phone number and won't speak to me. All because I mistakenly used her hand soap, thinking it was mine. FML

#21487186
58 comments

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On 11/02/2015 at 12:54am - misc - by areyoukiddingme - United States (Indiana)



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