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Today, my wife lovingly told me that I'm her best friend, followed by a detailed explanation of how it's weird to have sex with friends. FML

#21461994
43 comments

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On 08/29/2015 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Friend-Zoned - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

#21453118
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21117) - you deserved it (4961)

On 08/07/2015 at 11:16am - work - by not telling you my name (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML

#21447538
78 comments

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On 07/26/2015 at 1:55pm - love - by suosi (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML

#21444043
53 comments

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On 07/19/2015 at 2:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I took a nap. My boyfriend took this opportunity to go over to his "beautiful" and "amazing" ex-girlfriend's house to help her clean out her pool. I told him I didn't think that was appropriate. He told me I don't value relationships and didn't come home tonight. FML

#21429410
77 comments

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On 06/21/2015 at 6:16am - love - by bev_rogan - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

#21429236
57 comments

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On 06/20/2015 at 9:59pm - love - by hotheadslav - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML

#21429134
115 comments

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On 06/20/2015 at 4:54pm - misc - by happycow122 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML

#21420888
95 comments

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On 06/04/2015 at 9:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

#21420106
81 comments

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On 06/03/2015 at 6:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out my dog's new favorite game to play: "If you don't stop petting me, I'll bite your balls as hard as I can." FML

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

#21416031
49 comments

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On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML

#21413953
30 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 11:02am - work - by grossedout (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

#21412612
61 comments

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On 05/19/2015 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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