Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
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On 03/27/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by MattBC97 - United States (Illinois)
Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 3:18pm - love - by Jacklyn - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)
Today, I still have the bronchitis and the stomach flu that I suffered through all weekend. Today was to be the day I had my bachelorette party and wedding shower. I had to call both of them off. FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 10:16am - love - by callen5 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 8:56am - love - by biggirlsdocry (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
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On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)
Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by none - United States (Illinois)
Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)
Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 7:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
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