Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by RollieCollieUSA - United States (Illinois)
Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 10:28am - love - by The L word - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)
Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 6:47am - love - by uninspired - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 3:02pm - work - by Ren - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was on a conference call in my office with the door closed. I let out some loud farts and felt liberated. Forgot my phone was NOT on mute. There were only 3 people on the conference call - including me. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 9:25am - work - by workerbee - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)
Today, I printed my 10 page econometrics problem set questions out on $15/100 sheet ivory resume paper that I'd accidentally left in the paper tray on my printer. It turned out to be the wrong assignment. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by Nathan - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 9:26am - love - by beekie9 - United States (Illinois)
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