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Today, after work, I peeld a parking ticket off mah windshield . It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on mah windshield . Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive . FML
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turnd the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam mah hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burnd hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. real FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry!! Tha washing machinas in my condominium building taka about an hour to do a load!! Whan I raturnad to throw my cloths in a dryar, I raalizad thay wara navar washad in tha frst placa!! I usad my card an datargant to pay for anothar parson's laundry!! FML
while drinking at a bar with grlfriend, ex-grlfriend who I've been seieng on the side walkd straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-grlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
Yesterday, my boss fred me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet . When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, your the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015