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FMLs submitted from Illinois

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33634) - you deserved it (11147)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36097) - you deserved it (9358)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML

#17027029
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36051) - you deserved it (4635)

On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52826) - you deserved it (10536)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML

#16974064
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26565) - you deserved it (3464)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:06pm - misc - by Kate - United States (Illinois)

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

#16970431
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31784) - you deserved it (3429)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

#16945555
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29576) - you deserved it (4275)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

#16938704
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24507) - you deserved it (11362)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:47pm - money - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

#16929999
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31282) - you deserved it (3162)

On 07/01/2011 at 12:15am - health - by nico (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

#16903308
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40580) - you deserved it (12288)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm - misc - by Fresca11 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23103) - you deserved it (35871)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

#16812585
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37796) - you deserved it (2889)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML

#16801509
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30370) - you deserved it (2568)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:05pm - money - by knevs - United States (Illinois)



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