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Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

#19299897
199 comments

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On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I still have the bronchitis and the stomach flu that I suffered through all weekend. Today was to be the day I had my bachelorette party and wedding shower. I had to call both of them off. FML

#19264190
100 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML

#19250645
65 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 10:16am - love - by callen5 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML

#19244814
90 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

#19226382
129 comments

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On 03/06/2012 at 8:56am - love - by biggirlsdocry (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

#19216079
171 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

#19195377
88 comments

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On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML

#19182227
180 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by none - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML

#19120522
75 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML

#19105886
144 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 7:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
138 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30910) - you deserved it (17255)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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