Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7449) - you deserved it (84439)
On 12/27/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31075) - you deserved it (8145)
On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24328) - you deserved it (2547)
On 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by hahahano (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24546) - you deserved it (5642)
On 12/20/2010 at 9:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need". After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14704) - you deserved it (2223)
On 12/13/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by yermom (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27384) - you deserved it (3675)
On 12/06/2010 at 8:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, at work, one of my 6 year old students who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said "Your arms are hairy." FML
I agree, your life sucks (14709) - you deserved it (3299)
On 12/02/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17179) - you deserved it (2896)
On 12/02/2010 at 4:24am - misc - by e (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33603) - you deserved it (2241)
On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19250) - you deserved it (2109)
On 11/25/2010 at 6:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15721) - you deserved it (2301)
On 11/21/2010 at 1:36pm - kids - by kaileekat517 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, it took me a full ten minutes to finish on the toilet. I was babysitting at the time, and it took the kids those ten minutes to destroy the kitchen and shave the cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20631) - you deserved it (5586)
On 11/14/2010 at 12:18pm - kids - by nicki - United States (Illinois)
Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17831) - you deserved it (2755)
On 11/11/2010 at 11:53am - work - by khaelian - United States (Illinois)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
