Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 11:03am - health - by Timetoloseweight (woman) - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML
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On 07/04/2009 at 8:10am - health - by michellekel (woman) - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I proceeded to trash talk her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my managers daughter. FML
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On 06/23/2009 at 1:04am - work - by Don't text and work (woman) - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, I gave a beautiful book of baby names to a friend of mine who's been trying to get pregnant for a while. She just burst into tears when she saw it. just before meeting me, she'd found out she was sterile. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 8:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML
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On 05/21/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by theman (man) - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, I asked a co-worker out for a drink. She said yes, then my older brother who was visiting decided to come behind me and pull down my pants in front of the office. Then she said no. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 9:12am - love - by robotzzz (man) - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 10:52am - misc - by anaph0re - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, I just had sex with this random guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 10:04am - intimacy - by DDD - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - misc - by JulleandCici - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I go. I then return with another pair for him to try on, and find him bent over and blurt out "What the hell's that terrible underwear?". The man turns around, revealing that I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 5:09am - love - by Harmonia - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, a ball rolled up to me so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - France (Ile-de-France)
