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Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML

#17936936
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28277) - you deserved it (6665)

On 10/08/2011 at 6:10pm - love - by EFFFF (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48609) - you deserved it (3413)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

#16546066
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35247) - you deserved it (5271)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by disappointed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

#16382228
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36877) - you deserved it (5623)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:51am - love - by Fuckit - United States (Idaho)

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

#15178043
121 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by Worstjob (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a good looking girl accidentally brushed her ass up against my shoulder as she walked past. This only made me realize that this has been the closest I've come to touching a girls ass in over a year. FML

#14597808
68 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 2:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

#14575299
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22746) - you deserved it (4794)

On 01/14/2011 at 5:11am - work - by embarassed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

#14490477
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24150) - you deserved it (2541)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was going through my mom's old yearbook. There was a page long note from her friend talking about my mother's crazy drunk sex stories and describing multiple sexual encounters she had while on a pool table. I am deeply scarred forever. FML

#14110669
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24033) - you deserved it (9062)

On 12/06/2010 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML

#14062616
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24083) - you deserved it (7433)

On 12/02/2010 at 6:43pm - misc - by wingless_angel_7 (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML

#13558555
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7697) - you deserved it (35073)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML

#12751809
72 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 4:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

#12552368
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44007) - you deserved it (4445)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)



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