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FMLs submitted from Idaho

Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML

#19011157 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (6692) - you deserved it (499)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

#18939458 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (2425) - you deserved it (6414)

On 01/29/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

#18553148 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (15175) - you deserved it (1722)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by This girl (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

#18381976 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (6902) - you deserved it (714)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:45am - money - by dasteve - United States (Idaho)

Today, I had a relaxing night watching movies with my room-mates. Everyone but I had a girl over to lie with during the movie. The closest I got all night was the multiple times my room-mate's dog tried to mount me. FML

#18118791 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (19401) - you deserved it (2302)

On 10/31/2011 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Hollywoodanonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML

#17936936 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (20404) - you deserved it (4643)

On 10/08/2011 at 6:10pm - love - by EFFFF (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (39757) - you deserved it (2394)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

#16546066 (289)

I agree, your life sucks (25172) - you deserved it (3535)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by disappointed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

#16382228 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (29323) - you deserved it (4149)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:51am - love - by Fuckit - United States (Idaho)

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

#15178043 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (26676) - you deserved it (2955)

On 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by Worstjob (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a good looking girl accidentally brushed her ass up against my shoulder as she walked past. This only made me realize that this has been the closest I've come to touching a girls ass in over a year. FML

#14597808 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (19366) - you deserved it (4155)

On 01/16/2011 at 2:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

#14575299 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (15812) - you deserved it (3375)

On 01/14/2011 at 5:11am - work - by embarassed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

#14490477 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (16623) - you deserved it (1679)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)