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Today, I askd my grlfriend to talk drty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

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On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Yesterday, I flew from Australia to the UK to meet the woman I love. After two years of talking, and having gotten a love letter for mah birthday a few months prior, I was convincd we'd have a great time. Turns out she doesn't know wat she feels for me. I'm staying with her for the next 35 days. FML

#20201791
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22811) - you deserved it (8010)

On 12/12/2012 at 10:56am - love - by RabbitOfAurora - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, my dog was run over. The man who ran over my dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly trid to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the rony". big fat FML

#20026086
89 comments

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On 08/17/2012 at 7:26am - animals - by byegeorge (woman) - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

WAS MY BIRTHDAY. I ASKED 4 A CAMERA - NOTHING FANCY JUST A BASIC DIGITAL CAMERA. MY MOTHER BOUGHT MY BROTHER A FANCY DIGITAL CAMERA WITH ALL THE ACCESSORIES 4 OVER £200. SHE THEN GAVE ME HIS OLD ANALOGUE CAMERA THAT I CAN'T GET FILM 4 ANYMORE. HE HATES TAKING PHOTOS.

#5352891
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40160) - you deserved it (2579)

On 09/19/2009 at 3:05pm - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Hounslow)



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