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Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

#18534349
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40348) - you deserved it (3065)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:17am - love - by fmll - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12246) - you deserved it (40525)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

#6749647
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28154) - you deserved it (4191)

On 12/14/2009 at 6:19am - misc - by busmanhoe (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, it was the premiere of a huge play I've worked on for months. The latest week we've practised a lot, resulting in little sleep. In one of the scenes I'm just lying there pretending to be asleep. Guess who actually fell asleep? FML

#3634781
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43057) - you deserved it (9443)

On 07/10/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by lol123 (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)



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