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FMLs submitted from Hawke's Bay

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

#14155752 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (23548) - you deserved it (4402)

On 12/10/2010 at 4:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML

#5925847 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (2672)

On 10/21/2009 at 6:05am - money - by Pissed (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)