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Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10938) - you deserved it (47153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/21/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by lolo - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26818) - you deserved it (3371)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:56am - health - by scratchy (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34499) - you deserved it (4771)

On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)



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