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Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40055) - you deserved it (6113)

On 11/15/2013 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Gujarat)

Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35016) - you deserved it (7786)

On 03/07/2013 at 10:53pm - love - by hoolabaloo (woman) - India (Gujarat)



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