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Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18074) - you deserved it (1863)

On 07/28/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by feminista (woman) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26120) - you deserved it (2060)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27828) - you deserved it (3152)

On 11/22/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Cerezo (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)



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