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Today, I got an email from my cousin to "save the date" for her baby shower. It's on my 21st birthday. This is the same cousin who got engaged on my 18th. FML

#11687611
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35191) - you deserved it (2993)

On 07/05/2010 at 11:48pm - misc - by littlestardramaq - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to hear a noise and thinking it was the tram, decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like an evil giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle aged man taking photos of me. FML

#8891257
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19389) - you deserved it (1465)

On 03/07/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by tramrider - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, it's decided, I'm going on diet. For real. But I said that yesterday. And the day before. FML

#6510175
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6204) - you deserved it (39750)

On 11/29/2009 at 8:02am - health - by Numnum (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML

#6024955
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25220) - you deserved it (3414)

On 10/27/2009 at 3:35pm - animals - by freylero - United Kingdom (Greater London)

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Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

#5740729
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22055) - you deserved it (6966)

On 10/09/2009 at 2:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)



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