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TODAY I DECIDED I NEED ELP SO I CONFESSED TO MY MOTER TAT I'M BULIMIC . AFTER SE LOOKED IT UP ONLINE SE STARTED SCREAMING AT ME FOR "WASTING FOOD TAT I'M NOT PAYING FOR." FML

#4663591
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I agree, your life sucks (48563) - you deserved it (10358)

On 08/19/2009 at 7:43pm - health - by Rainbow92 (woman) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)

Today I realized how much I hate my apartment . Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit . I honestly don't know which is worse . FML

#3085922
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I agree, your life sucks (52926) - you deserved it (2818)

On 06/21/2009 at 8:05am - intimacy - by Steph (woman) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)

Today I asked my boss fir a raise!! He responded with ( Who the hell r you? ) FML

#24685
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38030) - you deserved it (4097)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:59am - misc - by ADD (man) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)



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