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Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18104) - you deserved it (856)

On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)

Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34214) - you deserved it (4648)

On 04/29/2011 at 8:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Gisborne)



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