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Today, after a long discussion, my dad still doesn't understand how evolution works, and thinks it's a myth that was debunked a long time ago. FML

#17606157
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17027) - you deserved it (6970)

On 08/28/2011 at 4:10pm - misc - by Ryan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

#17248199
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33442) - you deserved it (2914)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13764) - you deserved it (39826)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
135 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

#17100769
93 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

#17054303
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29472) - you deserved it (1965)

On 07/10/2011 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

#16944357
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18403) - you deserved it (6878)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML

#16913093
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25831) - you deserved it (4797)

On 06/29/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Jenna - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a party and we all decided to play hide-and-go-seek despite our ages. I started counting. When I was done, I started searching and after 5 minutes of searching, I found that everyone left me. FML

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

#16732338
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33334) - you deserved it (3776)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445
448 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML

#16314169
101 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 3:33pm - health - by Catherine - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML

#16245376
181 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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